So I go over to Sam's Club the other day in order to get some exercise. (I pay a membership fee there, so I figured it's like a gym.) Anyway, after pushing a big cart full of frozen turkeys around the store for awhile, I decide it's time to get a new view on life. I head for the tallest shelves I can spot and prepare my ascent. Then out of the corner of my eye I spot this sign.
All I can say is it was lucky I found this because it offered a much better foothold than that box of Life Cereal.
